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Ok story time kiddos.
Well today I was going to therapy! These two old ladies just walked in behind me in my therapist’s office and I sat down in the waiting room like I always do and they just looked around kind of confused and sat down. I was kind of wondering why they were here, I mean two 80…I read it as “the rapist”
^^^ thank God that’s not what I meant but omg I laughed so hard at that
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im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
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there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty
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Ok story time kiddos.
Well today I was going to therapy! These two old ladies just walked in behind me in my therapist’s office and I sat down in the waiting room like I always do and they just looked around kind of confused and sat down. I was kind of wondering why they were here, I mean two 80 something year old ladies going to therapy together? Okay.
Then one was like,”Do I go back there or do I just wait out here?” and I told her we wait out here and she’ll come out in a minute. Then a couple minutes passed. We were all just reading magazines and listening to some smooth jazz that always plays in the office and one of them finally piped up and asked,”Is this the salon part too?” I was just like,”Um no ma’am it’s not. The salon is next door…” So turns out my old lady friends were just wanting to get their hair fixed, not their life.
Little did they know they almost signed themselves up for therapy when all the wanted was a perm.
